Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Unintentionally overheard while seated in a front seat of a bus

(While we are reaching our destination) Handsome Bus Conductor/Helper: Bukas na naman ang susunod nating biyahe. Magdamag na naman akong walang kasamang mag-aantay. ( Our next trip will be tomorrow, I will have to wait for our next trip overnight in the company of no one.) Sweet Lover Driver: Sasamahan kita. "Napatpateg kan to pay ngem ni baket ko". ( I will be in your company. To me, you are more valuable than my wife ) :) Handsome Bus Helper: Awwwww Tsuuuu!

Unintentionally overheard

Pedestrian 1 accidently stepped on Pedestrian 2's toe) Pedestrian 1: Ay, sorry, pasencia po. [Sorry! I'm so sorry.] Pedestrian 2: Okay lang, sanany naman akong sinasaktan. [It's okay, I am used to being hurt] :)

Today's reminder

You work to live, not to die. Be aware that from your employer's point of view, you are dispensable. A replacement for you is quickly found in case you vanish soon.

Wednesday, April 5, 2023

Source of Stress from Insensitive Persons, Are you one of them?

The truth is, you are a source of stress when you tell someone any of the following thought. 1. You are wasting your good looks for staying single after all the years. 2. Be with someone so that someone will take care of you because you are not staying young. 3. So here is another wedding celebration, when is your turn? 4. What about your pair? Where is your salary and wages going? 5. Your industry is useless if you have no one to go home to. 6. Have you met him/her yet? What is taking it so long. ... Good thing, most of your single friends and relatives are a bit good at managing stress.

Can I reveal where I am without mentioning where I am? "Color trademark" matters, does it?