Unintentionally overheard while seated in a front seat of a bus

(While we are reaching our destination) Handsome Bus Conductor/Helper: Bukas na naman ang susunod nating biyahe. Magdamag na naman akong walang kasamang mag-aantay. ( Our next trip will be tomorrow, I will have to wait for our next trip overnight in the company of no one.) Sweet Lover Driver: Sasamahan kita. "Napatpateg kan to pay ngem ni baket ko". ( I will be in your company. To me, you are more valuable than my wife ) :) Handsome Bus Helper: Awwwww Tsuuuu!